13 reasons Jacob is better than Edward:
"1- Jacob is alive. Edward is dead.
2- Jacob is warm and cuddly. Edward is an ice cube. He has to cuddle on top of the sheet so Bella doesn’t freeze.
3- Jacob is happy and smiles all the time. Edward is moodier than a PMSing adolescent.
4- Jacob listens to Bella and compromises. Edward decides what’s good for Bella and dictates.
5- Jacob makes Bella happy. Edward makes Bella anxious and obsessive.
6- Jacob and Bella have equal power in their relationship. Edward has all the power.
7- Jacob made Bella sad for two weeks. Edward make Bella suicidally depressed for many months.
8- It takes Jacob one day to apologize for making Bella miserable. It takes Edward most of a year and a whole lot of drama.
9- Bella loves Jacob for his sunny personality. Bella loves Edward cuz he smells good and looks pretty.
10- Jacob’s age difference to Bella is two years. Edward’s is one hundred (robbing the cradle much?).
11- Jacob is only dangerous to Bella when he’s angry. Edward is dangerous all the time (especially once a month: If Bella’s paper cut puts him on edge, what does her period do?).
12- To be with Jacob, Bella would live life to its fullest. To be with Edward, Bella would say goodbye to all family and friends and DIE.
13- Did I mention: Jacob is hot. Edward is freezing. Who wants to cuddle with an ice cube?"
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What can I do? I love the dog.