quinta-feira, 6 de novembro de 2008

I'm with the dog

13 reasons Jacob is better than Edward:
"1- Jacob is alive. Edward is dead.
2- Jacob is warm and cuddly. Edward is an ice cube. He has to cuddle on top of the sheet so Bella doesn’t freeze.
3- Jacob is happy and smiles all the time. Edward is moodier than a PMSing adolescent.
4- Jacob listens to Bella and compromises. Edward decides what’s good for Bella and dictates.
5- Jacob makes Bella happy. Edward makes Bella anxious and obsessive.
6- Jacob and Bella have equal power in their relationship. Edward has all the power.
7- Jacob made Bella sad for two weeks. Edward make Bella suicidally depressed for many months.
8- It takes Jacob one day to apologize for making Bella miserable. It takes Edward most of a year and a whole lot of drama.
9- Bella loves Jacob for his sunny personality. Bella loves Edward cuz he smells good and looks pretty.
10- Jacob’s age difference to Bella is two years. Edward’s is one hundred (robbing the cradle much?).
11- Jacob is only dangerous to Bella when he’s angry. Edward is dangerous all the time (especially once a month: If Bella’s paper cut puts him on edge, what does her period do?).
12- To be with Jacob, Bella would live life to its fullest. To be with Edward, Bella would say goodbye to all family and friends and DIE.
13- Did I mention: Jacob is hot. Edward is freezing. Who wants to cuddle with an ice cube?"

Por: essa moça. Achei genial e postei.

What can I do? I love the dog.

4 comentários:

I! disse...

She is wrong in uncoutable ways about Edward,especially 'cause she just read Twilight and New Moon.She makes Edward looks like a super-controling-not-lovely-comprehensive-dedicated-sexy-sweet-careful-etc-boyfriend.
Dude,you just CAN'T compare Jacob and Edward.I love the dog too,but Edward is..well,Edward.
And no one's better than no one.Even their especies are tottaly diferent!You just CAN'T put them in the same competiton.

Bee. disse...

Eu só não brigo com você falando 'eu ia ler, blá blá blá' porque eu vou demorar até o fim do ano que vem pra terminar de ler livro do Slash e depois ainda tem o do Renato Russo.
Ah, sim.. não li, ok?

Seph disse...

no final das contas:

dos homens Laurent owna

das mulheres: ♥ -> ALICE CULLEN <- ♥

J. disse...

Well, I agree with that girl. Hate saying it when I've just read the first and second book, but commooon, if Jacob is the protagonist everything will be SO much easier. Of course, if the things goes on like this, there won't be a bestseller. So.. well, I like it that way. Like everybody does.